Hey, look at the Paladin's froggy legs!
The delay on this page has a fun story:
Had my main snowblower seize up. Come springtime I need to take apart the engine and blow-torch to the crankshaft: it friction-welded to the piston rod as it has a leaky oil plug. I had to resurrect my second one which involved cannibalizing bits of the old carburetor because the new one wasn't an exact fit (the butterfly valves, specifically). Now it's throwing snow about 10 high and 15 feet away.
On the positive side I know much more about small engine repair.